Jul
9th
Thu
9th
Huh. I evidently have massive personal space issues.
Hunter S. Thompson
The Proud Highway
Im so glad I spend my days in a teeny-tiny cubicle grotto with no windows or fresh air. O the sun is shining, the birds are singing..lalala!
Oh, OH, you´re from Corporate?! Are you? ARE YOU?? Well it seems YOU´VE WANDERED INTO MARKETING SO PLEASE TURN AROUND AND KINDLY FUCK OFF
What the….?… WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SITTING NEXT TO ME AND MOVING MY CABINET AND VIOLATING MY PERSONAL SPACE??
Holy mother of god why the hell can i not stop eating?!!
Yesterday´s coffee + peach baby food + yoghurt + apple + crunchy peanut butter = BREAKFAST OF KINGS. Unrelated: I need to food shopping
FYI - due to work-related stress issues I would like to announce that I have taken up smoking. CRACK.
i think today is going to be a Two Lunch Thursday. Oh, how I love those Two Lunch Thursdays
I am either a.) pregnant b.)greedy c.) I got worms.. Really hoping it´s C - I´ll be able to eat like a pig and lose weight like a bulimic
Ok, lunch number 2 is now in my stomach. Along with the rapidly disappearing black chocolate and double espresso. ZZzzzzzzaaaaap!!
Apr
3rd
Fri
3rd
Last Tweet before I full on disconnect from the cyber world for a whole 10 days. Hasta luego cara huevos!!!
Keeping it re-al Mala Rodriguez
Tomoro - 10 WHOLE DAYS of holiday. Sun and sea and food and wine and castles and coffee and sleep. And no computer. Disconnecting totally :)
Apr
2nd
Thu
2nd
Nice colleagues can make it all better :D
Oh seriously, seriously, what is the BLOODY POINT?? Such a tragic waste of time, money, brains and energy. And gives u frown lines.
